The paperwork
Kiwi Flame Hot comes with a Heat Liability Waiver. It's optional, it isn't legally binding, and it's very official-looking.
Coded Hot bottles aren't on sale yet. This is how it will work when they are.
Kiwi Flame
Official Heat Liability Waiver
I, the undersigned, confirm that I have voluntarily selected Kiwi Flame Hot despite the availability of two perfectly sensible alternatives.
I accept that “she'll be right” is an expression of optimism, not a scientific guarantee.
How it works
Get a coded bottle of Hot.
Coded bottles carry a gold seal with the code hidden underneath.
Peel back the seal.
Underneath is a QR code, with the same code printed in letters and numbers. Peel it once the bottle's yours, not in the shop.
Scan it with your phone camera.
The waiver opens in your browser. There's no app to download and no account to make.
Read it, then sign.
Draw your signature with your finger, or type your name. Your signature stays on your phone.
Pick your town.
One signed bottle is one point for that town in Town Wars.
Keep the certificate.
Save it, share it or frame it. Every certificate has its own number.
The certificate
Sign the waiver and you get a numbered certificate to save or share, with your town on it and your signature if you drew one.
The name on it is up to you. Use your own, a nickname, or leave it blank. Every certificate also gets its own page, so you can send someone the link.
Kiwi Flame
Certificate of Questionable Bravery
This certifies that
A. Brave-Person
of Rolleston knowingly chose Kiwi Flame Hot and signed the paperwork.
The fine print
Short, because nobody reads fine print.
- It's a novelty. The waiver is for entertainment only. It isn't a legal liability waiver and it doesn't affect your rights under New Zealand consumer law, including the Consumer Guarantees Act.
- It's optional. Nobody has to sign anything to buy or eat Kiwi Flame Hot.
- One bottle, one signature. Each code works once. After that it's spent.
- Your signature stays on your phone. We keep the town, the date and time, and a display name only if you add one. Town Wars shows towns, never people.
- It's not an eating challenge. Points come from signing, not from how much you eat. Use Kiwi Flame Hot like any hot sauce.
Code won't scan?
Type the printed code instead. It's the 16 letters and numbers under the QR code.